Her opening monologue did not minimize anybody in her interior circle any slack, together with herself.
“I know, I’m surprised to see me here too,” she mentioned. “When they asked I was like ‘You want me to host? Why?’ I haven’t had a movie premiere in a really long time. I mean actually I only had that one movie come out and no one told me it was even premiering.”
“It must have slipped my mom’s mind,” Kardashian West added.
That after all, was a reference to how the now notorious intercourse tape she made with then boyfriend singer/actor Ray J which leaked in 2007.
It’s what helped put her and her household on the trail to actuality present superstardom and Kardashian West’s mom and supervisor, Kris Jenner, has lengthy denied the idea that she masterminded the leak.
Speaking of household, Kardashian West additionally joked about being sizzling and wanting people to know she’s “so much more than that reference photo my sisters show their plastic surgeon.” She additionally mentioned she realized what the time period “gold digger” meant from her mom’s boyfriend Corey Gamble.
There have been additionally jokes about O. J. Simpson and the homicide of his spouse, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her good friend Ronald Goldman, her former stepfather Caitlyn Jenner and naturally, her estranged husband, Kanye West.
Kardashan West mentioned she “married the best rapper of all time” and known as him each the “richest Black man in America” and “a talented, legit genius who gave me four incredible kids.”
“So, when I divorced him you had to know it came down to one thing — his personality,” she quipped.
Aging out of the membership
Kardashian West joined “SNL” actresses Punkie Johnson, Ego Nwodim and Cecily Strong in a skit titled “Ladies Night Song.”
It’s all about what occurs when “grown” girls go away their males and youngsters at house to social gathering within the membership like they did when the have been of their 20s.
Turns out they could have forgotten about issues like actually loud music, sore ft and meals that’s not abdomen pleasant previous a sure age — all in a rap music.
Kardashian West scores a spot within the VIP space — naturally — which seems to be the proper place to take a nap, particularly on condition that it is one of many few locations within the membership the place you’ll be able to sit.
‘The People’s Kourt’
Watching Kardashian West spoof her sister Kourtney was enjoyable, not as a result of the performing was spectacular, however as a result of it allowed her momanger Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian to affix within the enjoyable.
The arrange was Kourtney Kardashian as a TV courtroom choose overseeing circumstances involving her household.
And the rose goes to …
Actually, there have been no roses handed out, however Kardashian West did give out tokens of affection to the boys she selected on this skit which was a spoof of “The Bachelorette.”
It was star studded, with the contestants being performed by John Cena, Chace Crawford, Chris Rock and Jessie Williams together with NBA participant (and her sister Kendall Jenner’s ex) Blake Griffin and former “Bachelorette” contestant Tyler Cameron.
When Kardashian West, as a girl named Rochelle in search of a husband, thanked Rock for watching his a number of comedy specials collectively whereas he “mouthed the words” Rock quipped “We can watch (Dave) Chappelle next time.”